A dishwasher conversation

The other night at about 9:30, 10:00 I realized I hadn't emptied the dishwasher yet, obviously it needed to be done I couldn't just leave them in there sitting in the dark so I started to unload it. Being my weird self well I started talking to the dishwasher. I asked it what it was like to be a dishwasher, and well I am not totally crazy so it didn't answer, but as I kept unloading it I thought why do I unload the dishwasher in a particular order every time. I asked the dishwasher what it thought, and again said nothing. I told myself that I needed to blog about this because my curiosity struck, I wonder how people unload their dishwashers. I have to open the bottom and pull out all the off objects like knives, spatulas, scrappers what ever is odd in there, but I leave the forks butter knives and spoons. Then I go to the top take out the cups and put them completely away. I then go to the bottom one pull the plates out but don't put them away I just set them on the counter. Everything else on that rack gets put away. Then I go to the top and put the rest of the things on that away like the bowls or other odds and ends. Then I go back to the spoons and forks. Last I put the dishes away. This is just how I do it. You could be like my mom who hates unloading the dishwasher, like literally hates it. She would rather do a butt load of dishes by hand then use the dishwasher. She is funny.
Anyways I just wondered how you all unloaded your dishwasher. Please enlighten me, I am bored with out Dan, and well really don't have anything else to write about. If you are bored that's OK too, I am not offended. OK good readings to you!